So. I’m with this bridal party. Just met rhw groom, but he seems awesome. This gosling castoff wannabe Blondie hufflepuff cocksucker is next to me. Wanna dickplant my junk on his mouth. It’s terrible. He’s an ass of magnitude and not pop pop. FML
I wish I hibernated during hockey offseason.
I think my girlfriend is slightly envious I wrote that about oxycodone and not her. She’s the opiate of my life though, I hope she knows that.
Gentle warmth advances stem to stern
Emanating outward core to skin
Pulsing undulating, close to burn
Escalating thermal flux within
Feverish delusional response
Sweltering, ablaze in flesh and chest
Engulfed in pleasure, hypnotized at once
Chemically swayed under mild duress
Desirous temptation usurps the mind
Elation spawned of base euphoric glaze
The opiates controlling from behind
The eyes compliant, widened, thick with glaze
The memory clouds, all sides now beset
Forgot my depth of love for percocet
That is all.
I was pissed at first that Chad “Goal Black Hole” LaRose was on the first line (and on the PP, WTF?!?) in Semin’s absence, but then I realized Muller was just being sneaky with how we were going to eventually lose.
On one hand, I was happy that the Rangers tied it. On the other hand, I wanted to try and make an argument that Ellis made a deliberate kicking motion on that goal (although good job Danny boy, we needed that loss with the Bolts and Cats losing too).
I <3 Ruu goals.
Hate that there were so many NYR fans in attendance to see that win, but glad it basically told the Jets to go fuck themselves.
Drop Chad “I couldn’t score in a whorehouse if I came gold doubloons” LaRose, keep baby Staal, because at least baby Staal has some size to go along with his hands of stone. Seriously, I’ve all but written off renewing my tickets, but if they drop Chad “Overslotted like a prostitute doing a handstand” LaRose and I may consider reupping just to show Jim “I like my defensemen like I like my women, loose, sloppy, and trying to score even when they should be staying at home” Rutherford that if he makes better decisions good things can happen.
Help us NHL lottery, you’re our only hope.
Like, so you can just go back to a show you’ve seen every episode and just *click* not have to think about what episode to watch
I have oft dreamed of such, and loudly exclaimed as much to my poor girlfriend. Although, the depths of our indecisiveness would necessitate randomly picking new shows and movies as well.
When I search for The Last Boy Scout and it’s unavailable to stream, I understand that you can’t make every movie available. However, when you suggest Soulja Boy: The Movie, you’re just embarrassing yourself and nauseating me. Get your shit together.
Love in Christ,
I had no idea you were that flexible
Stole this from imgur.com, but seriously, this has been the case for years. Before google is was newsgroups and MSDN knowledge bases. Sure you’d remember a bit here and there, but mainly it was researching symptoms. Before I did this for a living, everything I learned about fixing computers was gained from trying to play videogames. Charlie and I playing DOOM over a 14.4K at roughly 1 frame every 2 seconds.
I like when I tag something and when I click on it I’m the only post
fast food ethics
I’m sure there’s more, but those are the two I was surprised by this week
Papa Johns: And you want that delivered at 11PM?
me: What’s the latest I can get it delivered and not feel like a douchebag?
Papa Johns: Yeah 11PM sounds good…
me:OK, sounds good to me.
“What happens when the non-existent bumps against the decrepit?”
Silverfish randomly appearing in extreme hills biomes is the biggest fucking blocktease.
Today I was made aware that the only reason I have a girlfriend is because all the girls worth dating are straight.